tedforpresident

Age/Gender: 19, Male
Location: Irvine, CA
Job: Pirate

I'm actually a professional pirate, no joke.

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Exp. Points: 910 / 1,110
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Flash Reviews: 24
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Score: 9
Lt. Fly vs. the Spiders

"Just plain fun."

date: January 30, 2008

A combination of Bejeweled and Space Invaders, essentially. Apart, the two halves of this game would be another terrible "2" submission, but together they present a challenging multitasking crisis. Combine that with angry military flies and slick animation, and what do you get? An hour of my life that I will never get back.

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Score: 5
A flash-human condition

"Like Gnarls Barkley"

date: January 24, 2008

Short and simple, but well done. the music was very good (can we get a credit on that one?) and the animation was interesting. Only downside: the loop is about five seconds long. Would've given it an eight or nine if it was longer.

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Score: 6
Urban Wizard 3- Invasion

"meh..."

date: September 20, 2007

pretty cool, but all the guns seem to do about the same damage. That, the weak first boss, the slow side-scrolling, and the fact that my gun glitched away from my body while fighting moonwalk mike reallymakes this just another flash shooter. I wish the guns did more, or just looked cooler. They were all good ideas, but they all ended up looking liking nerf toys, except for the less than interesting pistol.

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Score: 7
4way Pong

"Good Idea, Better Execution"

submission: 4way Pong
date: January 18, 2007

I like the idea, but there was that weird vibrating glitch when the ball hits a corner of a paddle. And for some reason, I was hoping it was 4-player? I know 4 people crowding around a moniter would be awkward, but wouldn't 4-player pong just kick ass? Mouse controls are good too (I can play it on the Wii browser).

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Score: 7
Funkatron

"Smooth..."

submission: Funkatron
date: January 13, 2007

Got time to kill? Make some funk techno!

My only complaint: The sounds were too quiet compared to the bassline, so it took me a while to figure out what buttons did what. Although I did spend like, ten minutes on this rather simple game.

Can't wait for v.2!

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Score: 6
The excuse generator

"Funny..."

date: January 13, 2007

I'm not sure if it's supposed to be that inanely random, but it made it rather funny... Perhaps program it in the future to only associate words that are relevant to each other. Although I do like "Walk my Dirty Witness"...

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Score: 10
Magneto Syndrome pt.1

"Wow."

date: January 2, 2007

That was the most mind-bending flash logic puzzle I have ever done. Can't wait for all six to come out!

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Score: 1
Hang Bush

"Don't personally agree..."

submission: Hang Bush
date: January 1, 2007

I'm sorry, but I personally don't feel sorry for Saddam. And even though Bush has done a lot wrong, this game just wasn't that fun.

Author's Response:

Neither did I, a little, I mean he didn't kill any americans (some mostly from his country), If you were so mad at people who kill people then go and tell your sugar daddy Bush to invade Cuba.

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Score: 9
Possibly Pong

"Only missing awesome pong popping noise."

submission: Possibly Pong
date: November 15, 2006

Except for the classic *bleep* when two chunky, pasty objects hit, this game was amazing. Not a huge fan of the music, but it was in no way annoying (and it got me pumped). Colors were amazing. I just wasted 30 minutes playing this game.

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Score: 9
Televangelista

"Hilarious"

submission: Televangelista
date: October 5, 2005

If the antics and musings of Michael the Archangel didn't get to me, the unique graphic style of the skit did. I especially loved the many-eyed teddy bear and the unexplained swelling of the dudes head. All together, a very unique piece.

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